My smartphone talks, but doesn't listen. Flawed
Technology, no doubt, is why the speech
-to-text is hard of hearing. If a God
Designed them, phones would have one speaker each,
An extra mic, the brains to translate voice
To Facebook posts correctly, bigger screens,
Be longer-lasting, and provide a choice
Of fine accessories; designer genes
Got nothing on divine iStores, and last
Year's models were the most responsive yet--
The word is words just worked, the scroll was fast
And God beat Apple's price point. You can bet
Intelligent Design's spring product line
Will be bug-free, with new UAs to sign.
1 comment:
Hahaha, you gave me a good laugh! I enjoyed your title best of all, but the ensuing sonnet was no disappointment.
If Jehovah had designed the smartphone, but He did not. Meanwhile, if He had, it would be alive, not the dead materials it is, wouldn't it? No, you will point to rocks, which He said could cry out. That was my first response.
He did not but gave man the wisdom to make the dead things. Meantime, thanks to disobedience and the ensuing death/deadness he likewise rapes and pillages his fellows, rare souls not engaging in some form of nastiness or another.
I give up.
I enjoyed your discussion, not to mention the irresistible humor subtly lacing it.
Delightful with excellent imagery.
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