Your chin is palm-sized--use it. Wrap a hand
Around your neck. The click means you've succeeded.
We've heard some purchasers don't understand
The final step--"Apply more force as needed
For calibration purposes"--and press
Too gently. Well, the tri-fold clearly states
Our warranty: the customer's distress,
Non-function, disassembly, vertebrate
Relationships and Homo sapiens status
Remain unguaranteed. The CYA's
In Spanish too; our profit apparatus
Requires this variorum. Every phrase
Is critical to crack the code. Recall
Our words, and soon you'll need no hands at all.
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