and all his angels stalled when God invoked
executive privilege. Now, the news blogs store
his every word, and tweet #baroque
for ex cathedra binges, while the saints
get madder. This one's for the courts, where God's
attorneys testify against restraints
on what the Lord can lift. They cast their rods
at pharaoh's men and pray for snakes, while wages,
outpaced by Satan's commie GDP,
don't trend. "Who cares, when Twitter's free?" the mages
assert on CNN; they all agree
on cost. By Sunday, all the polls have God
by five, while climate change leaves Hell unthawed.
by five, while climate change leaves Hell unthawed.
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