Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Day 129: Ghoti

The age-old story of boy meets girl, boy
Lols at girl, girl lols back, is coming soon
To a chatroom close to u.  The lols enjoy
Broad multiplicity of scope; immune
To Latin grouping, Homo lols' u-surping
Of the species is a snow-crash. I perceive
Tourette's-infected chimpanzees chirping
Out "lols" like nervous tics, and can't believe
That every single person is a real
One, with quintessences of :)s and dust
Behind the wildlife's handles.  So, to deal
With people on the fritz, we scrape the rust
From television knobs, then quickly twist
Them -- (click) ghoti  (click, click)  static (click) exist.

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