For days, the bachelor's been gorging: turkey
Pot pies, corn dogs, pop tarts. The food groups are
Eaten, nuked, processed, conceived, pimped in perky
Commercials in primary colors -- here's
A sample: blueberry epistemology
Crams dietary declension -- ♫ jingle! ♫ --
Red-wave pastries how you like 'em -- bubbly! --
Or align their dipoles, right? Mind the tingle
And scarf a scorching rainbow. He reserves
Adulthood's meal plan for a later date.
His civilized last supper: stiff hors d'oeuvres,
A main dish Made in China, and a plate
With spots for state-approved injections, slaves
And mug shots, bits of lamb, and salted graves.
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